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Joke of the Day

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"With the recent success of mining for Chileans, I'm just hoping the U.S. doesn't try drilling for Farm Laborers."

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you eat with that..."

"What is the difference between your Mum and a sack of green apples? Your Mums a slut!"

"Saw a bird at my feeder shit on another bird's head and that bird just kept right on eating. I've never before felt this close to nature."

"I'm high as a kite tied to Columbia... ...will explode any time."

"Eternal Life And the Lord said unto John, 'Come forth and receive eternal life,' But lo, John came fifth, and won a toaster."

"What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark."

"Remember people, good manners is what separates us from the French."

"I don't have a mental problem, I have mental problems...plural."