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Joke of the Day
"Remember people, good manners is what separates us from the French."
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"A guy walks into a bar and asks the guy across from him why his hands were all over his face: The guy across replies: ""Because I am a clock you drunk fuck."""
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"Don't judge if you don't know me. Unless you're making my pizza & you say ""This guy looks like he wants extra cheese"" then please do."
"You'd think Pizza Hut would be able to upgrade to a house by now."
"Two guys stole a calendar They both got six months"
"Dealer: Anyone follow you dude? Me: just my cat *dealer opens trench coat & my mom jumps out* Mom: why are you using drugs???"
"When someone asks ""You know what I think?"", I say ""Yes I do"". End of discussion."
"Mazda's marketing slogan is ""We Build Mazdas."" They decided on it after rejecting others like: ""Mazdas Are Cars"" and ""Buy Mazdas With Money"""
"Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man? She wanted a big wedding."