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Joke of the Day
"What to you call a Russian flea ? A Moscow-ito !"
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"What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap? Well I can clearly see your nuts"
"Have you heard about the corduroy pillows? They're making head lines."
"My computer crashed. Now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what's happening."
"I'm starting a secret society for people who have been banned from other secret societies. It's called The Illuminaughty. (Don't tell anyone, though. It's a secret.)"
"5: I want to do something no one else has ever done. Me: Help me clean? 5: No. Something fun."
"I don't know how you women do it. Every time I try to ""sleep my way to the top"" I get woken up and sent to HR."
"""Boo!"" A priest startles. It was the holy ghost."
"My son said, ""Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and think, 'My life has been a complete failure.'?"" I said, ""Not unless you're standing behind me."""
"Strangers get so paranoid when they catch you stirring a mysterious powder into their drink."