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Joke of the Day

"What to you call a Russian flea ? A Moscow-ito !"

"What did the gay man say to his cheating boyfriend? I see you already have your shit packed, now get out."

"My dad will walk across the living room with a bowl of soup to the brim, shoelaces untied, because history has taught him nothing."

"HR: How do you think we can better handle this in the future? ME [glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut]: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl"

"One of Hillary Clinton's personal emails... [deleted]"

"Never have I ever... rushed out of my house pretending I had to be somewhere & drove around neighborhood to get somebody to leave."

"Here's a nerdy joke: If you use 8 bits from a Macbook, are you taking a bite from an Apple? Crunch."

"I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer. How do you manage that? I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox."

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 Brazilian"

"Went to the doctor I told him everytime I have sex I cry. He explained it's from the mace."