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Joke of the Day
"Strangers get so paranoid when they catch you stirring a mysterious powder into their drink."
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"Remember ladies; When men give women roses they expect Tulips in return "
"Air travel is 60% device recharging and 40% other people's farts."
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"A Guy In A Wheel Chair said... A guy in a wheel chair said "" you know what I can't stand"""
"What's the difference between your finger and a hammer? I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!"
"99.9% of people are idiots Fortunately, I belong in the 1% of intelligent people"
"[1st day in heaven] God: Welcome! Have a taco and a shot of tequila. Do you like music? Me: Yeah. G: How about a little, *giggles* Nirvana?"
"Yo Mamma is So Fat..... when she moons people, they turn into werewolves....."
"I just bought a rotisserie but I might return it because it's so rude. It's constantly flipping the bird."