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Joke of the Day
"Strangers get so paranoid when they catch you stirring a mysterious powder into their drink."
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"From what I hear about time spent with abortion doctor's they're really not all that bad Many patients have claimed it's really brought the kid out in them."
"Go to subway and order the Jared Fogle. 38 year old meat between 10 year old buns."
"What is grosser that gross? Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops."
"50 mph winds here and I looked out the window and saw a package of Oreos fly by my house. At this rate, I will never have to leave for food."
"The last US election had a candidate called Mitt, a devout Catholic and a candidate called Newt, a serial adulterer. One was against same sex marriage and the other was against same marriage sex."
"How do you mail an egg? In a henvelope!"
"A TV weatherman who keeps accidentally calling the anchorwoman mom"
"I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious."
"Why can't Stephen Hawking dance? Because he's white."