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Joke of the Day

"What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap? Well I can clearly see your nuts"

"What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children? 1%"

"A fat guy walks into a bar [deleted]"

"If I actually said how I was doing when people asked me, no one would ask me how I was doing ever again."

"What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day? Pooping"

"Knuckle tats: (M)(Y)(P)(A)(R)(E)(N)(T)(S) (W)(E)(R)(E)(R)(E)(L)(A)(T)(E)(D)"

"days 'til xmas Today is December 10th, there is is only 14 shoplifting days til xmas. Now get out there"

"It has just been announced that all Euro notes are to be reprinted It's being reprinted on Greece-proof paper..."

"""I'm never gonna do THAT again!"" ~ Me, about things I'll continually do... Again"

"What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please."