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Joke of the Day
"What's the tallest building in your city? The library, because it has the most stories."
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"I couldn't use my phone at the funeral It was a dead zone"
"Darth Vader is not that bad... he is the first black guy to admit he is the father."
"A boy goes on holiday to Mexico and texts his mate saying ""Weather out here is just like your mother, 36 and hot"" His mate replies ""Weather back here is just like your sister, 16 and wet"""
"I like my women the way I like my coffee... Two years old and stone cold..."
"I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand It's 7"
"Whenever I'm in doubt, I ask myself ""What would Jesus do?"" then I remember Jesus got crucified, his decision making skills weren't brilliant"
"I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig....It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep."
"Watson: ""Holmes, why are you wrapped in a thin aluminium sheet?"" Holmes: ""DAMMIT, FOILED AGAIN!"""
"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change."