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Joke of the Day

"Just put 3 sugar cubes in my tea, and by sugar, I mean xanax, because sugar is really bad for you.."

"What do you call someone who just occasionally dabbles in a bit of Islamic fundamentalism? A Wahhobbyist."

"What do you give to an owl who is not being himself? A Bowl (B-Owl)"

"What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub? Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent."

"My girlfriend is getting bored of my obsession with pretending to be a detective, she's suggested we should split up. It's a good idea, we'll cover more ground that way."

"An old lady at the ATM asked me to help check her balance So I pushed her over."

"Someone drew a swastika on The Trump Tower The police aren't sure if it's a supporter, or a hater."

"What is a salad's favorite type of road? A bowl-ivard"

"My ex was an absolute treasure. By treasure, I mean you will need a map and a shovel to find her."

"The best curve on a woman is her smile ...Hahahaha lmao! No I'm kidding, it's her boobs."