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Joke of the Day

"The poster for a Homeless shelter's charity orchestra night reads... Come on down to the shelter and blow some Oboes!"

"Today is National Girlfriend's Day. But it will never be National Marriage Day. The calendar's just not ready for that kind of commitment."

"Why did the eagle fly into the church? It was a bird of pray"

"It's not working. I've napped every day this week at work and not a single raise or promotion. Sleeping my way to the top was a stupid idea."

"How do triangles communicate? Sin language"

"I really hate when people only put one word in their submissions title"

"Trump did great, but... ...imagine how much he would have won by if Clinton hadn't rigged the election."

"How can you avoid falling hair? Get out of the way."

"Why don't Black people like to go on cruises? ... Because they're not falling for that one again."

"Depression hurts. Ask your doctor if maybe he wants to hang out Saturday night if he's not doing anything."