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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about sleeping with twenty five year olds? There's twenty of them."
Next Joke
"Nice shoes. Where'd you get them? Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me?"
"EARTH: Let's just be friends MOON: Ok I understand [circles the earth for 4 billion years]"
"Why can't you tell when a Pterodactyl goes to the toilet Becuase the P is silent"
"Swallowed two pieces of string this morning. A little while ago they came out tied together... I shit you knot!"
"Tripods with two legs I can't stand them."
"What's a baby's favorite type of tea? Tit-tea"
"What's another word for a penis potato? A dictator"
"I spent the last hour repeatedly pressing F5 It's pretty refreshing."
"Ja Rule's music is just like his taxes No one can remember the last time he released anything."