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Joke of the Day

"A Russian, visiting the USA, went for an eye check up. The Doctor shows the letters on the board: CZWXNQSTAZKY Doctor: Can you read this ? Russian: Read ??? I even know the guy, he's my cousin."

"Too bad the opposite of ""mo money, mo problems."" isn't ""no money, no problems."""

"To convince my boss that I'm keeping busy, I periodically yell ""YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?"" into my phone, then slam down the receiver."

"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten- tickles FTW!"

"How to fall down the stairs Step 1. Step 2. Step 5. Step 8. Step 13. Step 17."

"What is it called when an Ethiopian takes a shit? Bragging"

"What did Eminem learn to defend himself? Marshall arts."

"I'm not one of those moms who talks about her kids all the time because their lives don't interest me in the least."

"a big fat women looked in the mirror and said to her husband 'im fat and ugly say something to make me feel better' he said 'your eyesight is perfect"

"*whispers in bed* I want to try something with you I've never done before *engages in a loving and mutually beneficial adult relationship*"