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Joke of the Day
"Too bad the opposite of ""mo money, mo problems."" isn't ""no money, no problems."""
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"I phoned a Chinese restaurant. A guy answered and said ""Hello, I'm Wang King the chef"" I said ""Don't worry, l'll call back later when you're not busy """
"Nothing makes me turn off my car and start leisurely tweeting faster than someone honking at me to pull out of a parking space."
"My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2 He never talks about it."
"What city loves to eat sandwiches? Koldcutta"
"How can you know a girl is from Japan? Her pussy is blurry."
"Simple instructions from FBI to crack any almost any iPhone. Drop face-down on hard surface from about 4 feet in the air. That should do the trick."
"bury me in a dog park so i can be some dogs treasure"
"[speaking to a guy who looks nothing like Ed Sheeran] ""Hey man, do people ever say you look like Ed Sheeran?"" ""No"" ""Didn't think so"""
"A hyena walks up to the check in counter in an airport... ... and throws a rotting gazelle onto the desk. The counter person shouts ""what is this?"" and the hyena says ""it's my carrion""."