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Joke of the Day

"To convince my boss that I'm keeping busy, I periodically yell ""YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?"" into my phone, then slam down the receiver."

"Why do vacuums machines make for such terrible hairdriers? because they suck."

"Why do I have migraines? Well I can't have yourgraines, now can I?"

"Knock knock... Who's there? Huey Huey who? I'm me, who are you"

"A man walks into a bar That doesn't make cent"

"Where do religious school children practice sports? In the prayground!"

"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and smell bad."

"Have you seen www.stickytape.com? Yes I can't tear myself away."

"So, I was bragging about watermelons look like to my friends now she says we cantaloupe."

"I hate Christmas. I work throughout the year to afford gifts, and the fat fucker with the beard gets all the credit. Still I suppose it's my fault for marrying her."