101310

Joke of the Day

"What did Eminem learn to defend himself? Marshall arts."

Next Joke
 
"At what age did Hitler's uncle try to molest him at? When he was nein."
"Damn it mom. Boy: Mom do I look good? Mom: Ask your girlfriend. Boy: I don't have a girlfriend. edit: ."
"If ever I commit murder, I'm doing it with Indian flatbread. Naan violent crimes get shorter sentences in respect for their counterparts."
"be careful if you wear the same clothes everyday you'll turn into a cartoon character"
"I saw Adam Sandler at the beach He said he went there for the SAND"
"A man comes into a bar No, wait, it was a horse. So a man comes into a horse..."
"Fixing my grandma's computer and I see that her search history is about seven various spellings of the name of the last guy I dated."
"God grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I will not read."
"What do you call a fat man in a white t-shirt? A Man-in-a-tee."