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Joke of the Day

"A man overdosed on viagra No joke. http://www.essentialbaby.com.au/life-style/current-affairs/dad-takes-35-viagra-pills-as-a-dare-20150920-gjqqt7.html"

"What do you call a ghost on the Internet? e-erie."

"some simple jokes whats big white and falls out of a tree? a fridge whats green and has wheels? grass i was lying about the wheels"

"What did they call the documentary about Lorena Bobbit? American Snipper"

"What is the worst thing you can hear while blowing Willie Nelson? I'm not Willie Nelson."

"I had a Menage a trois organised... There were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time."

"If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong"

"What is harder said than done? Your mom"

"I'll bet the lady on this bus can't fart. She'd never shut up long enough to build the required pressure."