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Joke of the Day

"So annoying when Mexican women at Walmart pretend they don't know where the cleaning supply aisle is."

"What's the new Taken prequel going to be called? Taken Befour"

"Don't you hate it when people answer their own questions? I know I do."

"A truck driver runs over a woman. Whose fault is it? The truck driver's, he was driving through her kitchen."

"a serial killer that targets anyone who pronounces the ""S"" in Illinois"

"Why did Simba's father die? Because he couldn't Mufasa!"

"Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!"

"My roommate just told me he tried to walk to Russia from Alaska. He pulled up short because he couldn't get his Bering Strait."

"My boyfriend is tall, strong, protective and flashes me regularly. Oh no wait. I'm thinking of a lighthouse again."

"Anyone hear of the rapist mechanic? They say he screws, nuts, and bolts."