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Joke of the Day

"Why are Fathers like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken!"

"What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad? Wipe away those ears."

"I usually prefer buffets to a la carte restaurants. Someone once asked me if I enjoyed Italian restaurants, and I said, I prefer Italiacan restaurants."

"There are 3 types of people in this world. Those who know how to count, and those who don't."

"Dad: ""Go to your room now!"" Child: *storms off* ""Jim Morrison was overrated!"" Dad: ""What did I tell you about slamming the Doors?!"""

"What's the best way to turn a pussy into a dick? Give it a badge."

"How do you become invisible? Get a child and then perform sex-altering surgery. Then you become a transparent."

"wanna hear a joke about pizza? NEVERMIND... its too cheesy"

"I work at a dealership, this guy there is addicted to brake fluid but he says he can stop at anytime!"

"""Your name is Duck?"" It's Doug. ""Yeah. Duck"" Doug. ""Duck?"" DouGGG ""Got it. Duck"" Go fuGG yourself ""Haha. Classic Duck"""