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"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster"
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"They cooled a man to absolute zero He is 0K."
"There is a new drink at my bar. It's called a Sandy. It's basically a watered down Manhattan."
"It's sad to see how people seem to put more effort into their wedding than they do into their marriage."
"Dear Santa, Please send gift cards. Your taste has gotten significantly worse in recent years."
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"What do you call a man who cleans your house? Dustin."
"What will be after homo sapiens in evolution? Homo genius."
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender"
"""Stupid kid fell in the well again."" -if Lassie had been a cat"