126861
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man who cleans your house? Dustin."
Next Joke
"What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad? I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake."
"Shoutout to the sidewalk For keeping me off the streets....."
"My mom (seriously) asked if my friend's brother ""still had down syndrome."" No mother, he walked it off."
"A chemistry joke. Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve noble gases in here."" Helium doesn't react."
"Why do gay men float? Flambuoyancy"
"Go to Starbucks. Tell them your name is Dad. Hide in the crowd. Listen as the hipster barista says ""Dad?..Dad?..DAD?..DAD?!"" & starts crying"
"One day, you wake up and everyone has a number over their heads. The number is counting down by the second. Eventually, someone's number reaches zero, and.... They sneeze. Their number resets."
"When an IT person pisses me off I just wait until 4:45pm to crash my computer."
"I used to be schizophrenic... ... but we're OK now."