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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man who cleans your house? Dustin."
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"Knock knock... A: Knock, knock! B: Who's there? A: The Interrupting Cow. B: The Interrupt-- A: MOOOOOOOO!!"
"""Want to hear a joke about potassium?"" ""Yes"" ""K"""
"*Goes fishing *Catches Spongebob *Hangs him on my wall as a trophy *Too lazy to buy a sponge *Uses Spongebob to clean toilet"
"My girlfriend has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. If you put your ear to it, you can smell the ocean."
"After Paris my Airbnb host tried to say I stained her sheets & headboard w/ hair dye, but the gag is I don't wear hair to bed."
"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."
"What is easy to register for, but something you never want? Sex offender."
"My friend told me he is FINALLY going to watch the Back to the Future series. ""It's about time,"" I told him."
"Internet went down last night My neighbour added a password"