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Joke of the Day
"What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens? Caesar salad"
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"Nothing warms the heart more than a father teaching his son how to clear his history."
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian tells him... ""Fuck off you won't bring it back"""
"The Presidential Debate We don't know if Hillary is telling the truth, and we're hoping Trump isn't"
"My 7 year old son told me ""You're the most beautiful mommy ever!"" I asked him what he did and where's he hiding it."
"Why was the Egyptian kid confused? Because his daddy was a mummy"
"My hus thinks I'm getting up early tomorrow to go to the gym to get all sweaty. But what he doesn't know is that my ""gym"" is spelled ""Jim."""
"We're celebrating Thanksgiving the old fashioned way at my place this year By inviting our neighbors over to eat and then killing them and taking their land"
"What's the difference between Jack Daniel's and General Custer? Jack Daniel's is still killing indians."
"People say Money talks... But all mine says is Goodbye."