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Joke of the Day
"What did the dog say to the other dog at the party? Raise the woof!"
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"I've been reading a book called 1,000 sexual positions'. I've reached position 176 and apparently from now on I'm going to need a woman."
"What's red, white, and full of holes? Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork."
"Doctor Griffith offers both Veterinary and Taxidermy services. His tag line is ""Either way, you get your pet back""."
"What's the difference between a bass player and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four."
"Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go."
"Accidently played dad instead of dead when I encountered a bear. Now it can ride a bike without training wheels."
"Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that ""Scheherezade"" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ? A: ""Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names ?!!?"""
"What do you call a black woman who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist asshole."
"What do you say to a thin American? How's the chemotherapy going?"