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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when people line up well? High queue-ality."
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"What is the most popular candy in Rwanda? Tutsi roll"
"A tangent applied for a credit card, but was denied. He couldn't find anyone willing to cosine."
"I don't want to perpetuate a fat girl stereotype, but this blow job could use a side of ranch."
"If this evening got any more bland and disappointing it would be a menu item at Applebee's."
"A woman caught her husband on the weight scale, sucking in his stomach. ""That won't help you, Joe, you know?"" ""Oh it helps a lot,"" says the man, ""it's the only way I can see the numbers!"""
"How many people live in South America? A Brazillion"
"What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant."
"I hate church with all the sitting, standing, and kneeling. I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me."
"What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool? You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up"