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Joke of the Day
"Just found out my wife is a dolphin in a wig."
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"A bIack man walks into a bar... and his cell mate laughs his ass off."
"""They said 'You'll never amount to anything, you aren't handsome enough to be a star, you're too short, you can't sing, you're not funny enough'"" ""So anyway here's your medium Latte that'll be 3.79"""
"*sticks hand into jean pocket* Aw damn, why in the hell do I have bbq sauce in my pocket? *checks other pocket and finds nuggets* Oh, ok."
"Like most major sports injuries, almost all Rock, Paper, Scissors injuries occur because of insufficient stretching before the match."
"A man was masturbating for 48 days straight until finally he blew his load It was a long time coming."
"[cruising down highway in friend's car with windows down] me: [opens bag of glitter]"
"What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer."
"Did you hear that Bjork covered a Lady Gaga song? It's called ""Bjorn This Way""."
"I don't understand why people are in awe when I tell them my grandfather survived Auschwitz. Most of the other German officers did too!"