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Joke of the Day
"What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer."
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"I told my chef wife that if she were to leave me... please leave me one of your incredible cupcakes. She replied...""I won't dessert you."""
"A wizard is driving down a road and he turns in to a driveway."
"I was born half female... You see, my mum was one."
"Just found out why they replaced Gav in the Autoglass advertisements, apparently he died of indigestion. RIP #gavisgone."
"What do you call two black dudes on a motorcycle? An Africa Twin."
"If you look up ""cool"" in the dictionary, you'll see a picture of me. I like to deface dictionaries."
"What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on? Vin Diesel! : D Source: http://youtu.be/DmI_PcJQ6Wo"
"What is the best way to fuck a girl with no arms or legs? Throw her in a lake."
"Old age homes suck people are dying to get out of there."