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Joke of the Day
"A bIack man walks into a bar... and his cell mate laughs his ass off."
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"How come when my kid wants to show me something, she has to place it directly inside my cornea?"
"Q. Who was the greatest financieer in the Bible? A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation."
"I used to talk to my cat, but I stopped, because my dog told me I was crazy."
"*peeing in the urinal at McDonalds* *turns to the guy peeing in the other urinal* ""So, what did you order?"""
"Dora the Explorer... has a little Muslim friend named Doda... The Exploder."
"Everyone always pets my pregnant wife's stomach and says 'congratulations' but no one ever rubs my balls and says 'good job'."