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Joke of the Day
"There are plenty of fish in the sea. Sometimes you just need a really big fishing rod."
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"What do you get when you cross a rooster and an owl? A cock that stays up all night."
"Since we're still doing Pirate Jokes... What's the Pirates favorite letter? Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C."
"Two blondes at the movie:"" Pst, the guy next to me is masturbating!""says one ""just ignore him"" answers her friend. ""But I can't ! He's using my hand!""replies the first blonde"
"What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument? The door."
"*Seeing words in itallic...* Makes me want to eat *pasta*."
"What do you call a French guy wearing sandals? Felipe Flop!"
"Helping a few people complete their bucket list so they will just die already."
"[blind date] Her: I was so scared you'd be a weirdo Me [revving chainsaw]: I CANT HEAR YOU"