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Joke of the Day

"Since we're still doing Pirate Jokes... What's the Pirates favorite letter? Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C."

"Give Michael Cera a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach him to fish and he'll be like, ""ewww you have to touch worms? Gross"""

"Q:Why doesn't ed have a girlfriend? A: because she ran"

"What's DJ Khalid's favorite number? 11, because it has another one."

"Remember that time Joe Biden succeeded the previous vice president? That was a dick move."

"How do we know that Darth Vader is American? Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March"

"Where did the sick boat go to get a checkup? The Dock!"

"I heard a chemistry joke the other day... I heard a chemistry joke the other day, it was sodium funny I slapped my neon that one."

"I don't drink anymore... ...I don't drink any less either."

"What do you call the underground slave trade? The black market."