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Joke of the Day
"Why does beyonce sing about the ""box to the left"" Because women have no rights"
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"Why doesn't Oprah Winfrey have sex with her husband? She doesn't have a husband."
"Going out later today to apply for a third job so I can afford to pay for the gas to drive to my other two jobs."
"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg in a car accident? He's alright, though."
"Q: Why did the farmer call his pig ""Ink""? A: Because it was always running out of the pen."
"Dylann Roof was just sentenced to death.... Needless to say he was FLOORED by the news."
"What's the same as an ocean rabbit? A C-hair!"
"My mother told me I was so good at arguing that I should be a lawyer. I said bullshit!"
"Don Draper and Meiosis get together for an advertisement meeting. They agree on one thing. Sex Cells."
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