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Joke of the Day

"Going out later today to apply for a third job so I can afford to pay for the gas to drive to my other two jobs."

"Yo mama's so fat she's half Indian, half Irish, and half American."

"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who can count binary, and those who can't."

"Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable? A Leek!"

"Shipment of Viagra was stolen from new York harbor The cops are on the lookout for hardened criminals"

"New music is so bad you should be cool like me: longing for a fictionalized version of the past you werent even alive for in the first place"

"When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up yet."

"I would totally surf a tsunami. If I didn't get nauseous on water. And if tsunamis weren't dangerous. And I knew how to surf."

"""the name's bond. james bond. james bond jovi."" coming this summer, YOU ONLY LIVE ON A PRAYER TWICE. rated PG for piece of garbage"

"I want to die like my Grandpa: peacefully in my sleep. Not screaming like everyone else in the car."