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Joke of the Day
"My mother told me I was so good at arguing that I should be a lawyer. I said bullshit!"
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"10yr old sons joke: Why was ""C"" afraid of all the other letters ? They are all ""Not-C's"" !"
"Our homemade guacamole turned darker green after sitting out for awhile Seems like after hitting the air, it guacsidized."
"Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed."
"Overheard @ high school's red & white football game Clueless freshman: ""So, who are we playing?"" Crowd: ""It's intrasquad!"" Pregnant pause. Clueless freshman: ""So we're still going to lose!"""
"I just completed a jigsaw of a penis in under five minutes. I expected it to be harder."
"What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs? We abuse"
"Good thing the flames... Didn't make it to the cup. They would be playing water polo, not ice hockey."
"Confucius say lucky girl is girl who meets boy in park; Confucius say lucky boy is boy who parks meat in girl."
"What does an army of fire ants have in common with a horny dolphin? Both come in waves."