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"What's the worst part of locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic? Going in to ask for a coat hanger!"
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"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Too many cheetahs"
"Ronda Rousey Acting"
"Just ate a bunch of confetti... Now I'm a party pooper."
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"How do nudists greet each other? With a bare hug."
"What's the best part about locking your keys in the car at an abortion clinic? Plenty of coat hangers."
"Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween confused? Because: 25 DEC == 31 OCT Merry Christmas Fellow Nerds! :)"