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"How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function? He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck."
"So you're in bed... So you're in bed with a hot girl to the right side of you and a gay man to the left of you. Who would you turn to face? be careful with whom you chose"
"Where does bad light go? Into a prism."
"Just clicked on a link to win a free iPad. Now I have AIDS. :("
"I went to an HIV counseling meeting... ... They are a very positive group."
"Why can't seagulls fly over the bay? Cuz then they'd be baygulls."
"""Dad do you believe in Buddha?"" ""Why of course but I think margarine is just as good."""
"The inventor if the anti-virus software has been charged with murder. They expect the trial to last 30 days"
"After his final sex-change operation, what kind of wood won't Bruce have any more? Sbruce"