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Joke of the Day
"What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common? They got into Yale."
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"What did the woman say to her husband who constantly turns the heater up way too high? ""This is why we can't have ice things!"""
"What is the smartest fruit? It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!"
"Oklahoma asked California about all these earthquakes recently. California said ""It's not our fault."""
"What do you call pizza that isn't yours? Impersonal pizza"
"What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics? Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell"
"How do you stop a Mexican tank? You shoot the people pushing it."
"I removed the shell from my pet snail... because I thought it would move around quicker. Now it's just really sluggish"
"*ex GF pulls up to drive thru where I work* ""Big mac please"" ""Would u like LIES with that?!"" *my boss dragging me away* ""LIES, LUCY.. LIES!"""
"What's white on top and black at the bottom? Society"