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Joke of the Day
"What do you call pizza that isn't yours? Impersonal pizza"
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"Best/Worst Pick-Up Line ""My dick just died... Can I bury it in your ass?"""
"Why are my pubes curly? Because if they were straight, they'd be poking you in the eyes."
"Not feeling great about how much scrolling down I have to do to get to my birth year."
"Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago ? Pupil: Me !"
"What is Josh Duggar's second favorite dating website after Ashley-Madison? Ancestry.com"
"What do you call the useless skin on the end of a penis? A man. Courtesy of my grandmother."
"If God wanted me to mow my own lawn, He wouldn't have given me the ability to earn a postgraduate degree."
"My phone just replaced the word ""killed"" with ""kilt."" Well plaid, phone... Well plaid."
"2 plants are hanging out One says to the other, "" you hungry?"" To which the other replies, ""yes, I could go for a light snack."""