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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a Mexican tank? You shoot the people pushing it."
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"ER: Ma'am, are you allergic to any medications? Me: I'm not answering your silly questions until you give me the wifi password."
"""I'm going to lay right here in the doorway and give people a dumb look as they trip over me.""- Damned dog.... Could've been me though."
"I PISSED OFF MY NEIGHBOR ONCE AGAIN!!! She said she could see me masturbating through the window.. I told her if she would buy some blinds, I wouldn't be standing outside her window."
"What does a Victoria's Secret Black Friday sale have in common with a girl about to get a spanking? Both have panties half-off."
"If you're an astronaut.. and you don't end every relationship with ""I need space"" then you're just wasting your time"
"Reddit just wouldn't be the same without communist subreddits; They really put the red back into reddit"
"Some lady on The Price is Right just won a brand new 2016 Epi-Pen."
"What's a Russian's favorite snack? Chechen Nuggets"
"What do people and jellybean have in common? No one likes the black ones"