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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a Mexican tank? You shoot the people pushing it."
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"What's the difference between a church bell & a politician? A church bell peals from the steeple."
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"What did the cow say under its breath? Utter."
"A woman's heart is just as dumb as a guy's dick."
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