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Joke of the Day

"PUN FRIDAY! comment your favorite puns, please"

"A few Turks were discussing where to live Turk 1: Shall we live in the coup? Turk 2: err, dogan."

"It's 2010, why oh why must my laundry still be segregated?"

"Who's the most flexible man in the Bible? Job - he tied his ass to a tree and walked all the way to Jerusalem"

"Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I'm not so sure what I did, but he sent me a text that only said, ""K"" so it must be pretty bad."

"Do you have oxygen and potassium? Because you seem OK. I'm not sorry"

"There are 2 types of people in the world. Those who don't fold their clothes out of the dryer... ...and women."

"A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line wooden tit."

"Why do all the elements get cranky once a month? Cause they are on their periodic table."

"So a bar walks into a physicist... Shoot; wrong frame of reference..."