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Joke of the Day

"I'm basically Switzerland. I'm cold and you have to get really high in order to truly appreciate my beauty."

"Little sister to brother in bed: ""Hey, you are better at this than Daddy."" ""Yes, Mummy says so too!"""

"What's that Eminem song where he's mad?"

"My grandfather is so racist he only eats white chocolate at Easter."

"My friend David had his ID stolen the other day so now we just call him Dav."

"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequillllaaaa"

"Is it hard to get a degree in hocking loogies? Well, it's snot rocket science."

"I think I'm getting Anal Glaucoma.... I don't see my ass going into work today"

"My friends and family treat if as if I'm a god! They don't believe in me"

"My wife has disappeared... She's been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So I went down to Goodwill and got all her clothes back."