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"How do male civil unions not end with the phrase ""I dude""?"
"waiter and customer Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup. - And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!"
"""Welcome to D.A.D.D.D.S. Dads Against Dads Doing Dumb Shit. Repeat after me."" [whole room] ""AFTER ME"" ""Ok fellas, lets start here"""
"Korean response to Dogs Wearing Pantyhose, A Popular New Meme in China They look delicious.....I mean cute."
"I love my 6 pack abs so much that I protect them with a thick layer of fat."
"Learn cursive, they said. You'll need it your whole life, they said."
"#feelthebern As a Jew I'm not sure Bernie is allowed to say that"
"402 year old woman pulled out of Nepal earthquake rubble survives for 100 years without food or water Fucking one upping bullshit headlines."
"Did ya hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field"