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Joke of the Day

"Drugs have taken me to some really dark places in my life... Seriously, like really poorly lit crack houses"

"How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes? He feigned ted."

"Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?"

"I've got a friend who's a female private investigator. Or gynecologist, as she likes to be called."

"How do you piss Voldemort off? play got your nose with him"

"I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey... But I turned myself around"

"Why was the skeleton alone at prom? Because he had no body to go with!"

"What do you call a white slave? Whipped cream."

"When I lived on a houseboat I was seeing the girl next door, but eventually we drifted apart."

"""Wanna hear a joke?"" I asked my wife... ""I reddit"" she replied."