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Joke of the Day

"Why is that Mac owners always say their computers never get viruses... ...when it is clear that being a pretentious douche is a clear example of a virus that is exclusive to Mac ownership?"

"I went to a zoo but the only animal it had was one dog It was a shih tzu"

"i like my beer like i like my women in large cups"

"Bestiality is disgusting and wrong. Having said that, I did once come on a mouse."

"If I got a dollar everytime someone over 40 told me my generation sucks... I'd have enough money to buy a house in the economy they ruined."

"A dyslexic man... Walks into a bra"

"How do they know that Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard."

"Why did the man fall off his bike Because someone threw a fridge at him"

"Whom the gods would destroy, they first give the WORST leg cramp and you can't even get up fast because the cat is on you."

"*notices wife has 5 asparagus on her plate while I only have 4* everything ok? ""fine"" [hour later during car ride home] you're speeding"