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Joke of the Day
"Bestiality is disgusting and wrong. Having said that, I did once come on a mouse."
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"What do Taylor Swift and Avada Kedavra have in common? They'll leave you breathless or with a nasty scar."
"Dear Santa, us big girls like toys too......just put them in the second drawer of my nightstand!"
"""How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?"" 384 my liege ""Ok, round them up"" 400 my liege"
"What do you call a soldier with long arms? An army soldier"
"I was going to tell you a joke about hipsters. But you probably wouldn't understand."
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away If you have aim, an apple a week may also work."
"My first post in this sub. Here goes nothing..."
"How do you call a car designed for midgets? Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out."
"What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A woman that won't do what she's told."