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Joke of the Day

"If I got a dollar everytime someone over 40 told me my generation sucks... I'd have enough money to buy a house in the economy they ruined."

"I had a dream I was a muffler I woke up exhausted"

"AlgeBron James is the best mathlete in the league"

"If you play Titanic backwards it's about a guy who rises from the sea, bangs a ginger and tries to throw her over the railing of a boat."

"[NSFW] what did the leper say to the hooker? Keep the tip"

"why are all jewish men circumcised? because jewish women won't touch anything unless it's at least 10% off."

"What's the worst part about 9/11? getting your reddit jokes downvoted 14 years later because everyone is a crybaby cunt"

"I think most of you probably already know about the first rule of Assumption Club."

"The most feared killer whales are the ones that have done time in Seaworld."

"The jerk store called They say your order of Jamaican spices is in."