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Joke of the Day
"A dyslexic man... Walks into a bra"
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"The mall Im a New Yorker, and I hate malls. I like to compare them to hell. The average mall has seven levels, the people their want you to go to the mall, and everyone there is republican"
"Im not saying I'm number one, uh sorry I lied I'm number one two three four and five."
"What do you get if you squash a house? A flat."
"Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!"
"When you get pulled over by a cop... A cop pulled me over and said ""Papers..."" So I said ""Scissors!"" and drove off ; )"
"What do you call the hair between your grandma's tits? Her pussy."
"What are some good fruit jokes? My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes."
"What did the waitress say to the man who wouldn't stop staring at her while she refilled his glass? Take a pitcher, it'll last longer!"
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