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Joke of the Day

"After working long and hard for my PhD people finally recognize me.. As the neighborhood pizza Hut delivery guy now."

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick."

"If we elect Donald Trump for president... There will be hell toupee"

"Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed? Because they finish each other's sentences"

"What does a Japanese man experience when he marries a Jewish woman? marital bris"

"What do you call 50 feminists on a bus? Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus."

"Which is more promiscuous, a Northern girl or a Southern girl? A Northern girl says ""You can"" but a Southern girl says ""Y'all can""!"

"Sucking dick is demeaning De meaning of life"

"Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay? Because they make cents!"

"Why did the dog roll down the hill? It didn?t have any legs."