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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme"
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"GUY: How do you make a living? FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what?"
"What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed? [OC] High humor"
"I am fluent in Italian and Spanish, but I'm much better at Italian I guess you could say that Italian is my forte"
"You shouldn't make racist jokes about Asians who cant drive when its raining Its a slippery slope"
"""I have 37 pairs of shoes, 23 purses, 9 pairs of sunglasses & an overflowing closet but how dare you waste $200 on that stupid toy!"" - Women"
"The worst part of a photographic memory is keeping all the negatives."
"How can I ever be happy... If I was born crying?"
"I woke up today with a blowjob... that's the last time I fall asleep on a train with my mouth open"
"BREAKING: Popeye Expresses Outrage as Pope Goes to Mount Olive"