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"""Say hello to my knitted friend!"" -Scarfface"
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"Went to type in build a bear and accidentally googled build a bar. Better idea, I know"
"Approach a woman in a bar and whisper ""Hey, wanna get out of here?"" If she says yes, you can sit where she was."
"Sister Mary Francis won the contest but I was runner-up... Technically, I'm second to nun."
"Healthy human blood must be a low-carb meal... Because it's the most-keto diet."
"How are women and computers the same? Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra."
"Mexican jokes aren't funny There's a border between humor and racism."
"What do you call a high person with Downs Syndrome? A baked potato."
"What will happen if you went inside a black hole? I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world."
"The amount of time my phone spends plugged in you may as well call it a landline"