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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish.... And a Bass Pro Shop salesman will eat for a lifetime."

"How do you get a clown off a swing? hit him in the face with an Axe"

"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit."

"{Thomas Edison prank call} Is your refrigerator running? ""Yes.."" YOU'RE WELCOME! *click*"

"Doctor: this might hurt a little bit Me: okay Doctor: i like you, but only as a friend"

"Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The assailant avoided prison, though. As the battery charge wouldn't hold."

"Why are blonde jokes so short? So that men can remember them."

"Something touched my leg while in the ocean and apparently I can walk on water now"

"How do they tie things down on the space station? They use astro knots."

"The girls that say that all guys want is sex, are usually the ones who have only that to offer."