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Joke of the Day

"Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful to have a job. I just wish it wasn't THIS job."

"Had an idea for a Scrabble like game where you can only use racial slurs as words. The object is to see who can out trump who."

"So Hitler writes a porno... It's title: *Mein Kampfidential*"

"How do you know if a black woman is pregnant? Stick a banana up her cooter, if it comes out half eaten, you've got a monkey on the way!"

"I just bought an antique clock with missing hands. I think it's a timeless treasure."

"What's blue and doesn't fit? A dead epileptic."

"<-- Pops double collar and eats hamburger with a fork and knife"

"I opened a door for a girl, but then the crowd flow never stopped so I've been holding this door open for 3 days. Send help."

"The barber in my neighborhood just got arrested for selling drugs. I've been a customer of his for 4 years, and I never knew he was a barber."

"What is a dog's favourite food ? Anything that is on your plate !"