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Joke of the Day

"How do you know if a black woman is pregnant? Stick a banana up her cooter, if it comes out half eaten, you've got a monkey on the way!"

"Confusing Holiday!!!! ""What is the most confusing holiday in Harlem? Father's day""-unknown"

"Which educational institute did many Jehovah's Witnesses graduate from? The School of Hard Knocks."

"I think some of you freaks have been spanked more as adults than you were as children."

"I just made the greatest construction-related pun of all time Works on so many levels"

"TIL that ""Call of Duty"" has a different name in the Middle-East They call it ""The Sims"""

"What do you call a gay author? ...a fabulous fabulist. Thank you, I'll be here all night."

"What can an elevator do that a black man can't? Raise a family."

"The forest animals are about to rip me apart but suddenly they back off. Hillary Clinton emerges from the trees. The animals bow their heads"

"Why is Chinese the best language? It has the most character."