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Joke of the Day

"I just bought an antique clock with missing hands. I think it's a timeless treasure."

"Relationship Status: Lurking"

"What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin."

"A Wife's Headache A man walks into his bedroom, where is wife is reading. ""Honey, I brought you some aspirin for your headache."" ""I don't have a headache."" ""Gotcha!"""

"Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics? Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border."

"My boyfriend cheated on me So I convinced him to get matching tattoos... he went first and I went home"

"What makes a glow worm glow ? A light meal !"

"What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in"

"Why did Megan fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there?? Not Megan."

"What is a 6.9? A great thing, ruined by a period"