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Joke of the Day
"I have as much authority as the Pope, i just don't have as many people who believe it."
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"I'm thinking about joining a sports team just so I can get my butt slapped."
"What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder? *Lettuce alone!*"
"What does a clock do when it's hungry? Goes back four seconds."
"How's my life? Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with ""let's just say""."
"What do you call a White Woman that has had over 4 Abortions? Income Equality activist"
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