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Joke of the Day
"Important stuff. If an orange is called an orange, then how come lemon is not called yellow?"
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"Bully: Give me your lunch money Me (clutching my lunch sack against my body): My name isn't Money"
"The scariest thing about survival of the fittest is that it means the idiots currently surrounding you are the best evolution has to offer."
"Petulant wife In the middle of a fight, husband said, ""Let's not quarrel, let's discuss the things sensibly."" ""No,"" said the wife angrily. ""Every time we discuss sensibly, I lose!"""
"What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take? Shellfies"
"What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten? I don't know, I just fly the drone."
"You've got to really be careful when ingesting shoes... cause they're usually laced"
"I rate the pyramids 9/11 Because the jews did it."
"What did the girl on her period say when she got caught? ""You caught me red handed!"""
"A police man pulls over a car in the middle of the night ""Sir, do you realise how badly your car was swerving between lanes?"" ""I've had 8 drinks, officer."" ""That's no excuse to let your wife drive..."""